05 August 2008

10 things

10 things I did not know we would need during the Nibblet's first year

1. 2 large jars of vaseline
2. 25 washcloths
3. ## cases of beer (totally not admitting the real number, ask me my weight instead)
4. baby shoes
5. 32 adults (a million thanks to the 8 babysitters - aka lifesavers)
6. 7 sushi dinners
7. $400 designer shoes (not that I got them . . . ahem)
8. 3 food processors
9. 2 cellphones for the 67 worried phone calls to our moms
10. 36,792,000 heart palpitations

2 comments:

oh! La Vieja said...

You know I'm loving it! -Not just that you're going through it now, but because now you are building all the treasured memories for the rest of your life. I hope you are planning to collect and publish your writings someday!!

Silica said...

Valis!

This is fantastic. Have you read "The Mommy Trip"?